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assdeluxe:

higgzorz:

her: u eat ass?

me: image

delete this post

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anusclap:

laughing with your best friend until your stomachs hurt <3

image

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pink-hime:

when music continues to play after i closed the tab

image

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twerking-for-titans:

oboebandgeek99:

heckacute:

If you put a bee in the freezer, it will get cold and fall asleep. After it’s asleep, put it in your mouth, but don’t eat it. Just let it sit there. It will get warm and wake up. Now you have a bee in your mouth.

Why the fuck would I do that

I betcha someone does this

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emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

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userbar:

all i want in life is to lose weight and gain money

yet instead, here i am, gaining weight and losing money

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the-sharpie-klepto:

spoopycecilos:

wheres that im a shark suck my dick comic im gonna need it in a minute 

image

here you go friend

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sixpenceee:

me: why do I have 20 messages from my boyfriend

me: oh that’s right, I was mad at him

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kohwala:

lindsaylohoean:

WHY DOES YOUR NOSE RUN AND YOUR FEET SMELL WHERE’S THE LOGIC

#tweetlikeJaden

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skypestripper:

hi yes i would like a glass of attention please

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zeekayart:

a guide for people who can’t tell the 90s from the early 2000s apart

  • if people are dressed in neon, it’s the 90simage
  • if people are dressed in space age metallics, it’s the 2000simage

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