When I’m listening to Britney Spears in my car and one of my friends tells me to change it
one hand on the steering wheel, the other on her inner thigh
when im a parent i won’t take my kid’s electronics when they get in trouble i’ll just take the charger so i can watch the fear in their eyes as they use it less and less while the battery slowly begins to run out
Never judge a booty by it’s stretchmarks
what even is that?
Thick everything. Thick thighs, thick eyebrows, thick lips. Thick maple syrup on my pancakes, thick everything.