kik me: colierae650
The only thing preventing me from smashing my alarm clock at 6am is the fact that it’s my cellphone.
I think it’s so sweet when people remember lil things about me but I feel like such a creep when I remember things about people
what if u had an identical twin that did porn and u like went to the grocery and theyre like “omg i saw u take 3 dicks at once while wearing a turtle costume” and ur like “god dammit gary”
I need a hug or 6 shots of vodka